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How To Be A China Expert

1. Pack video camera.
2. Get on plane.
3. Film self in China eating Peking Duck with a fork starting day one on arriving in country.
4. Repeat same crap your local guide tells you on camera.
5. Mix video with ancient Chinese music.
6. Send to any major American TV network.
7. Fly home after two weeks in country, never to return.
8. Watch self on late-night TV.

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3 Comments on “How To Be A China Expert”

  1. Jonathan Says:
    September 20, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    This has indeed always been the set of rules I’ve followed, but I am confused - is there something which has triggered this sudden realisation?

    Hope all is going well for you.

    J

  2. Peter Says:
    September 21, 2007 at 1:50 am

    This statement needs a link. :-)

  3. Kevin Says:
    September 21, 2007 at 6:11 am

    :) I wish I could find a link, but it was just something I saw on TV about ten minutes before I wrote this.

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